State Fair
- Pigs smell bad and have nasty dispositions.
 - Goats are ridiculous.
 - America really has an obesity problem.
 - Ginnea pigs are the most adorable things in the world - unless you are looking at lop-eared rabbits, in which case lop-eared rabbits are the most adorable things in the world. (Except for pygmy goats, of course.)
 - You couldn't PAY me to get on any of the rides at a fair.
 - NASCAR races are really quite boring but make up for it in excessive noise.
 - Watching a bunch of little kids wrestle pigs around in a show ring is worth the price of admission.
 - Maybe next year I'll enter the photography competition. Or jam making. Baked goods? Quilting?
 
I feel like singing, along with Pat Boone, "Our state fair is the best state fair in our state."

2 Comments:
You should definitely do photography!
...or, you could tame your peanut-eating squirrel and enter it!
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