Thursday, November 03, 2005

Woes of the World

I know I’ve done this before, but I couldn’t resist a recap of yesterday’s ‘important’ Headlines:

Charles and Camilla Dine at Capitol
Forest Service to Corral Off-Road Vehicles
Jackson to Speak at Parks Funeral (which – Michael or Jesse? Would it make a difference?)
50 Cent Says Kayne West Wrong About Bush (Huh?)
Belligerent Drunk Man Plays Role Too Well
Woman Admits Killing Daughter to Rid Her of Demon
Man Battles Buck with Bare Hands; Wins
No More Pepsi at Subway

And sure enough… Joey Buttafuoco shows up on the ‘Entertainment’ news.

What a day. The end of the world is surely near.

1 Comments:

At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ours was "Citizen launches new Web site"---top of the front page! The most important thing going on in the world yesterday was their own Web site. Good grief.

 

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