Some Humor

Today is Ryan's birthday (Happy Birthday, Ryan) and I thought I'd pass on some 'wisdom of the ages' here - since he is also graduating from college and probably needs good advice... (These are from one of those un-attributed email thingies that spread through the internet. Sorry - I can't give credit where, obviously, much credit is due.) Anyway...

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

If you ever think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

And finally:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


(Another milestone: this is my 600th posting. A whol' lotta nothing, as they say...)